What’s New on Paramount+ in May 2023

I didn’t realize that Sylvester Stallone was the sort of star people had enough affection for that they would want to watch a reality show about his life. But then, I’ve felt that way about basically all famous people reality shows starting with The Osbournes (I am very old). Regardless, here we are: The Family Stallone premieres on Paramount+ on May 17

Presumably produced as a contractual obligation in order to get Stallone to appear in Tulsa King, the series seems firmly in the Kardashians mold, but with a lot of big winks to the camera. Apparently it’s funny that a guy like Stallone has to brush his own cat’s tail, but like, why wouldn’t you want to brush your own cat’s tail, I ask you?

Here’s everything else coming to the streaming service this month.

Paramount+ Originals coming in May 2023

Arriving May 2

• Thalia’s Mixtape: El Soundtrack de mi Vida
• King Charles: The Boy Who Walked Alone

Arriving May 5

• Death’s Roulette

Arriving May 12

• RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars (Season 8)
• RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Untucked (Season 5)

Arriving May 17

• The Family Stallone

TV shows coming to Paramount+ in May 2023

Arriving May 3

• The Tiny Chef Show (Season 1)

May 7

• VICE (Season 4)

May 17

• Blue’s Clues & You! (Season 3)
• Breaking the Sound Barrier

May 18

• The Best of KG Certified (Season 1)

May 19

• Ghosts of Beirut (Season 1)

May 23

• Rosie’s Theatre Kids
• Afghan Dreamers
• The Fire That Took Her

May 24

• Inside the Factory (Seasons 1-2)
• Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness (Season 1)
• Love & Hip Hop Atlanta (Season 10)
• Ten Steps to Disaster (Season 1)

May 31

• Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders (Season 16)
• George Michael – A Different Story
• George Michael – Freedom Uncut
• George Michael – Live in London
• MTV Floribama Shore (Season 4)
• Siesta Key (Season 4)

Movies coming to Paramount+ in May 2023

Arriving May 1

• Attack the Block
• Babel
• Barefoot
• Bend It Like Beckham
• Cast Away
• Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (1958)
• Claws Of Steel (Wong Fei-Hung Chi Tit Gai Dau Neung Gung)
• Cold Mountain
• Coneheads
• Date Night
• Dead Poets Society
• Dr. Wai: The Scripture With No Words (Mo Him Wong)
• Dragon Lord
• Dragons Forever
• Failure to Launch
• Forrest Gump
• Fresh
• Gone in 60 Seconds
• Gunfight At The O.K. Corral
• Guys and Dolls (1955)
• Hamburger Hill
• Hardball
• He Got Game
• Hoffa
• Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)
• Jackie Chan’s Project A
• Jackie Chan’s Project A2 (A Gai Waak Juk Jaap)
• King Arthur (2004)
• Kinky Boots (2005)
• Little Women (1949)
• Losing Isaiah
• Mean Girls
• Mission: Impossible
• Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol
• Mission: Impossible II
• Mission: Impossible III
• Moneyball
• Nicholas Nickleby
• Patriot Games
• School of Rock
• Shaolin Soccer
• Something Wild
• Son of Rambow
• Tell
• The Aviator
• The Birdcage (1996)
• The Blind Swordsman: Zatoichi
• The Crow
• The Heartbreak Kid
• The Joy Luck Club
• The Other Guys
• The Quiet Man
• The Shootist
• The Sum of All Fears
• The Way Of The Dragon
• Tiger Cage
• Tiger Cage II
• Titanic
• Tombstone
• True Lies
• West Side Story (1961)
• What’s the Worst That Could Happen?
• While You Were Sleeping
• Zu: Warriors from the Magic Mountain

May 16

• Three Thousand Years of Longing

May 28

May 30

May 31

• The Tidal Zone SpongeBob Universe Special